this is so conditionals.

just like learning english. all i can say is second conditional.
soo not the real life.
hiks, what am i supposed to do?
kiss him goodbye?

if he was my boy, i would make him happy without putting myself in any danger.
if i was his girl, i would totally say yes to everything he'd say, but no to some stuff.
if i was there with him, i'd totally make him happy and make him show his pure smile which is incredibly funny.
if he wasn't that bad, i would say that i like him a loooooong time ago.

conditionals rule the world.
well, so hypothetical
yea, damn right.